Ralph Sepe Jr. Reviews "Burger King Foot Lettuce"

Ralph Sepe begins this review by going down to his local graveyard and paying a respectful visit to his dear uncle, who had blonde hair and a mullet. The screen goes black as Ralph Sepe's face is shrouded in tears and mist.

CUT.

"Ralph Sepe Presents"

"Starring Steppenwolfe, the hip band behind such hits as Hootchy Kootchy Man and Berry Rides Again"

"BURGER KING"

Now Ralph goes to his good friend reviewbrah, and together they investigate the somewhat semi-unwarranted claims that if you go to Burger King yuou could get a fungus in your french fries. I used to call him little Queenie, his name was Johnny B. Goode!

Johnny B. Goode doesn't like being called little Queenie, he finds it very ignorant because much like Ralph Sepe Jr. Johnny B. Goode is a chill dude and a tofurkey eating kombucha sipping Liberal. And with that, reviewBrah calls in Steppenwolf and Steppenwolf plays a super-duper jam dedicated to the memory of ralph Sepe's uncle, who died on

January 5 2020
Then theres cringe and a foot giggle as ralph behaves like an insolent scoundrel.