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Ralph Sepe is gay? Oh no. Today our roving reporter Roy Raisin has dug up diort on this trendy hot swanksetter, Ralph Sepe, whose recent rascalliang has revealed that he is in fact heavily in love with either Barry Goldwater or Barack Obama. Barry declined to comment on this saucy story, stating that it was time to "GIT BEHIN DE COCH IDOT!" Is Ralph Sepe, better known by his stripper name ralphthemoviemaker, going to own up to the fact that he in fact loves the gam "Super Mario Mushrooms" or will this end in a perpetual circle of lies, deceit, and tomato gravy? Tune in next week for another sparkling scoop on celebs right here at DRDEDedcfddfr67467467 5, the dish and the scoop. 2 Raisin bran's the reason why the sweat and blood's so pleasin

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