Ralph Sepe reviews Walter Mondale's Lips

Does Ralph like LIPS? yes, he dreams, speaks, and even sometimes walks in hills of plump, full LIPS. Sometimes he even reviews famous lips, such as those of Walter Mondale, former president who kind of resembles a fish person. Mondale's lips was formerly thought about by fellow YouTubers IHateEverything, HBombrGuy, TheHunsplinator, Weed4Cream97Dream, and Arrghstacular.

An Exciting Scoop
The review begins with Rhalph considering his old career, the one he had in his past life where he was a fruit vendor. The video then transitions in a blur fiter to his ROCKING current life and all the reviews he delted- Transcendence, Heaven Can Wait, All Dog Go To Heaven, All Dog Go To Hell, and Chicago overcoat. He does NOT mention Gotti, but this could be because he just ate the Doritos Loco Taco from taco Bell and his bowels are on the verge of exploding from all that ooey gooey artificial deliciousness. The review proper then commences...

Mondalips
"These lips are better than most I have considered," says Ralph, sucking on his pipe and numming up some phish from long John's Sliver. "The curves on these are curious. Did you bring these lip pictures over? I want to stare at them. For a long time. I mean that, seriously, a very long time. I have many lips in my drawer and would love the opportunity to own those of the 34th king of America, Walter Mondale.

He sets the lips down, stands up and turns over them a long while. he's really thinking now, his HEART is swayed, but his mind also plays an important factor in rating these smooth, soft, membranous tissue. Walter Mndale was a good man who did a lot of hard work, he put in his time, and Ralph knows this. It must be taken into account. Sadly, Ralph has also reviewed Dukakis's lips on a RoosterTeeth forum, and therefore knows that comparatively Mondale's lips may not hold a chance. It's a steady battle, one of vigor and determination, and as Dukakis and Mondale's juicy vibrant lips race toward the finish line in a tour de force spectacle there is only one conclusion that can be drawn...

"I may be gay," says Rhalp