Ralph Sepe gets Cool Cat

'Anyway, like I was saying, Joe was thinking about the houses on the side of the road. Some of them had lights on. Joe remembered this one movie he had seen as a kid where a kid tortures and nearly kills a bunch of burglars on Christmas. Very family friendly. The logo for that movie was a house with one light on. The houses he was passing, right now, in the cab, looked like that, except the one in the movie was a cartoon, and these weren’t cartoons.'

'Joe thought about the cartoons he had seen as a kid. All the characters had lines around them. And this was, pretty much, what defined them as cartoon characters. Without the lines, they would look more normal. Because nothing in the real world had lines around it. So why did cartoons need that? Was it something two dimensional? It was really a paradox in his head.'

'“Hey, Mac,” said the cab driver who was either from New York or just pretended to be, “I have some potato chips. Want some? They’re barbecue flavored.” The cab driver reached his'